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From Gail aged 4yr
No more needles, No more pumps
no more ouches, no more lumps
no more tests, no more fears
no more blood, no more tears
From Gail's mom
The kids go marching one by
one hurrah hurrah
The kids go marching one by one hurrah hurrah
the kids go marching one by one
to find a cure to make life fun
hurrah hurrah
The parents go marching two by two hurrah hurrah
the parents go marching two by two hurrah hurrah
the parents go marching two by two
so their kids will no longer be blue
hurrah hurrah
The friends go marching three by three hurrah hurrah
the friends go marching three by three hurrah hurrah
the friends go marching three by three
so everyone will be diabetes free
hurrah hurrah
A Mother's
Anthem
I am the mother of a diabetic
child.
I don’t know what it’s like to go to sleep at night
and know for certain my child will wake up in the morning.
I don’t know what it’s like to sleep the whole night through
without waking up to do blood tests on my sleeping child.
I don’t know what it’s like to prepare a meal
without a calculator, measuring cups, and a gram scale.
I don’t know what it’s like to drop my child off at school
and know she will always be in the charge of someone who knows how to
take care of her.
I do know what it’s like to force feed sugar in the middle of the night
knowing I am sacrificing my child’s teeth to save her life.
I do know what it’s like to draw up insulin at 2 am
and pray to God I’m not too sleepy to make a fatal error in judgment,
technique or calculation.
I do know what it’s like to sit underneath the dining room table holding
my
sobbing child,
explaining to her, “No, we can’t take a break jus this one time.”
while I inject insulin into her already bruised arm.
I do know what it’s like to walk away from the pharmacy counter with an
armload of supplies
and realize I’ve just gone through another box of 200 syringes.
I do know what it’s like to help my child march bravely past the juice
and cookies
at the school reception that was supposed to be her reward for achieving
Student of the Month.
I do know what it’s like to look into my child’s eyes and tell her she
has an
incurable disease
and explain to her what that means,
And then to be comforted by her when I’m the one who can’t stop sobbing.
I do know what it’s like to love and cherish my child every minute of
every day,
To know that I may someday donate a kidney to her,
And that if she were in need of a heart, mine would be out of the
question,
Because it broke a long time ago.
I am the mother of a diabetic child.
Linda Kaniasty
9/22/00
A Mom's
Promise...
She walks down the hallway in silence so deep,
Keeping watch over him, as her little one sleeps.
With meter in hand, she opens his door,
Making sure not to wake him as she crosses the floor.
She sits on his bedside and brushes his hair,
As he dreams of shooting baskets, without a 'D' care.
She holds his hand softly; his fingers so small,
As she watches and wonders why 'D' came to call.
While she watches him sleeping, so peaceful and warm,
The forces inside him fight a constant 'D' storm.
Will he ever be free of shots and blood testing?
She sits and she wonders as she watches him resting.
The beep of the meter breaks the silence of the night,
A small drop of blood tells if everything's right.
The seconds count down to the final display,
I hate this damn meter; I want to throw it away.
The number is fine, one down, a lifetime to go,
As he turns in his sleep, will he ever know?
Why does this ‘D’ happen to someone so small?
My son is my hero, but my baby most of all.
She turns at his doorway, looking back one more time,
It's a nightly routine of the very worst kind.
She walks down the hallway and time passes by,
As she sits in dark silence and quietly cries.
I have to stay strong, and for him I will fight,
We’ll battle this ‘D’ with all of our might.
I’ll teach him to master and conquer this foe,
This 'D' will not stop him, I promised him so.
Gary
written in
2001; died 2002
Diabetes Songs
Oh A1c
by Alissa
Oh A1c, Oh A1c, I raise my voice to
heaven
Oh A1c, Oh A1c, in hopes it’s less than seven
The past three months we’ve had a slump
Despite corrections from the pump
Oh A1c, Oh A1c, just please don’t be eleven
Oh A1c, Oh A1c, we’ve tried to stay in range
Oh A1c, Oh A1c, so it seems very strange
That when I download from her Flash
I see the spikes and then the crash
Oh A1c, Oh A1c, you shall this Mom derange
Oh A1c, Oh A1c, I wake with such a fright
Oh A1c, Oh A1c, to my alarm’s delight
But one day when the Cure has come
I’ll beat that clock until it’s dumb
Oh A1c, Oh A1c, and sleep a silent night
Count the Carbs
by Alissa
Count the carbs with cups and scales
Fa la la la la la la la la
Guesstimate when all else fails
Fa la la la la la la la la
Hands and fists are quite a treasure
Fa la la la la la la la la
When without a one cup measure
Fa la la la la la la la la
Factored carbs are even greater
Fa la la la la la la la la
But require a calculator
Fa la la la la la la la la
Units you must designate
Fa la la la la la la la la
Don't forget to tare the plate!
Fa la la la la la la la la
Candy canes are roughly twenty
Fa la la la la la la la la
You will have to fudge a-plenty
Fa la la la la la la la la
Guess them now and fix it after
Fa la la la la la la la la
Just correct and meet with laughter
Fa la la la la la la la la
Silent Night
By Barbie Paulsen
Silent night, basal check night
Faces lit by the pump's green light
There'll be no sleeping for mother or child
Whether the numbers are wild or mild
Sleep, good heavens, what's sleep?
Sleep, I wish I could sleep.
Silent Night, full moon night,
Parents quake at the sight
Numbers rise and then plummet and fall
We try hard to keep track of it all
Will it be better by morn?
I hope it's better come morn.
Silent night, regular night
Do a test by the pale night light
Meter and strips are right there in their place
No sign of waking stirs my child's face
What is all of this worth?
Good health is what it's all worth.
Meter (Dreidel)
By Barbie Paulsen
I have a little meter
I use it through the day,
When finger's done with bleeding
Then dreidel I can play
Chorus:
Oh, meter, meter, meter
I use it every day
And when I'm done with testing
I throw used strips away (Hah!)
I have a little meter,
It counts down really fast
And keeps a steady record
Of when I tested last
--Chorus--
I have a little meter
I take it everywhere
But when I need to use it
Sometimes it isn't there
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
By Jane Hunsche
I want a cure for Christmas.
Santa that's my only prayer.
I don't want toys or money,
Just take away my shots this year!
All of the other children,
get to eat the cake and pie.
I have to check my glucose,
praying that it isn't high.
Oh what joy that day will bring,
when I hear them say,
"Diabetes is no more,
finally we've found a cure!"
So please find a cure for Christmas,
then I will shout out with glee,
with all of the other children,
"THIS DISEASE IS HISTORY!"
The Twelve CWD Days of
Christmas
By Dawn Burr
On the first day of Christmas my parents gave to me
One LifeScan Ultra Smart Meter
On the second day of Christmas my parents gave to me
Two boxes BD Ultra Fine II needles
And a LifeScan Ultra Smart Meter
On the third day of Christmas my parents gave to me
Three bottles of glucose tabs
Two boxes of BD Ultra Fine II needles
And a LifeScan Ultra Smart Meter
On the fourth day of Christmas my parents gave to me
Four vials of insulin
Three bottles of glucose tabs
Two boxes of BD Ultra Fine II needles
And a LifeScan Ultra Smart Meter
On the fifth day of Christmas my parents gave to me
Five packs of lancets
Four vials of insulin
Three bottles of glucose tabs
Two boxes of BD Ultra Fine II needles
And a LifeScan Ultra Smart Meter
On the sixth day of Christmas my parents gave to me
Six jars of test strips
Five packs of lancets
Four vials of insulin
Three bottles of glucose tabs
Two boxes of BD Ultra Fine II needles
And a LifeScan Ultra Smart Meter
On the seventh day of Christmas my parents gave to me
Seven boxes of alcohol swabs
Six jars of test strips
Five packs of lancets
Four vials of insulin
Three bottles of glucose tabs
Two boxes of BD Ultra Fine II needles
And a LifeScan Ultra Smart Meter
On the eighth day of Christmas my parents gave to me
Eight bottles of ketodiastix
Seven boxes of alcohol swabs
Six jars of test strips
Five packs of lancets
Four vials of insulin
Three bottles of glucose tabs
Two boxes of BD Ultra Fine II needles
And a LifeScan Ultra Smart Meter
On the ninth day of Christmas my parents gave to me
Nine Blood Glucose log books
Eight bottles of KetoDiaStix
Seven boxes of alcohol swabs
Six jars of test strips
Five packs of lancets
Four vials of insulin
Three bottles of glucose tabs
Two boxes of BD Ultra Fine II needles
And a LifeScan Ultra Smart Meter
On the tenth day of Christmas my parents gave to me
Ten bags of Sugar Free Hershey bars
Nine Blood Glucose log books
Eight bottles of KeotDiaStix
Seven boxes of alcohol swabs
Six jars of test strips
Five packs of lancets
Four vials of insulin
Three bottles of glucose tabs
Two boxes of BD Ultra Fine II needles
And a LifeScan Ultra Smart Meter
On the eleventh day of Christmas my parents gave to me
Eleven sharps containers
Ten bags of Sugar Free Hershey bars
Nine Blood Glucose log books
Eight bottles of KeotDiaStix
Seven boxes of alcohol swabs
Six jars of test strips
Five packs of lancets
Four vials of insulin
Three bottles of glucose tabs
Two boxes of BD Ultra Fine II needles
And a LifeScan Ultra Smart Meter
On the twelfth day of Christmas my parents gave to me
Twelve A1c Home Test Kits
Eleven sharps containers
Ten bags of Sugar Free Hershey bars
Nine Blood Glucose log books
Eight bottles of KeotDiaStix
Seven boxes of alcohol swabs
Six jars of test strips
Five packs of lancets
Four vials of insulin
Three bottles of glucose tabs
Two boxes of BD Ultra Fine II needles
And a LifeScan Ultra Smart Meter
Humorous Tidbits
Test Strip Locations We all know that
test strips are actually alive. They move on their own. They can be
found in the most unique locations. Here are some of the interesting
places that we have heard of. Please feel free to
share with us some of the strange places your test strips have been
found.
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in the yard
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frozen in the ice
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in a salad
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in the washer and dryer
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fishing tackle box
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the teacher's sweater pocket
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on the back of the toilet tank
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 in her
make up kit. It needs to be cleaned out on a weekly basis. How do
they find there way to these places??
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In a clean pair of underwear!
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